An easy way to get rid of your dog is on a Saturday morning, real early before everybody who works there is present, to tie it to the fence at Scooby. You don’t have to answer difficult questions, register your address or phone number, sign any papers and especially: you don’t have to pay a renunciation fee. That just takes a lot of time, and time is money, right? The dog is not worth all that. No, just tie it to the fence quickly and get out of there fast. That the poor dog is left behind in tremendous confusion, no, that’s not your problem, after all it’s only a dog!

Another efficient way to get rid of your dogs is the following. When you, on a fine day, discover that your Mastin female has delivered 11 adoring puppies, you just put these puppies in a box after about 4 weeks, drive to a nearby forest, take a look around to make sure there are not too many people there, find a quiet spot and turn over the box. When they are lucky, a hiker or jogger will pass and take care of the little creatures and bring them to Scooby, but then it’s not your responsibility anymore! When the puppies wouldn’t be that lucky, well, they stop crying after a few days and then the problem is solved anyway. After all they are just dogs!

Another way to get rid of your dogs is a combination of the methods described above. If you keep non-neutered Galgos together, then yes, one day you will be surprised with the birth of incredibly cute puppies, sometimes as many as fifteen! But well, as long as the mothers are nurturing these puppies you can’t take them out hunting, for their minds will be absent! So, get rid of them. That they are barely 4 weeks old doesn’t matter to you, you just want to lose them as soon as possible because mommy has to go out hunting! The hunting season is nearby and you don’t want to miss a day, so you stuff all 15 puppies in a big box, drop this box in front of the gate at Scooby real early in the morning and make yourself scarce! That the little mothers are desperately looking for their children who disappeared too young, well, what the hell, they are just dogs!!!

Cobie